Orgasms, Guns, and Sting Operations

Posted by: admin  /  Category: Life, Politics

OMG I HAD THE MOST CRAZIEST TIME AT WORK TODAY… IT ALL STARTED …(FLASH BACK) ABOUT A MONTH AGO, SOME GUY SENT IN HIS NEPHEW WITH A CHECK TO PURCHASE A COMPUTER.. TURNED OUT THE CHECK WAS COUNTERFEIT.. WE CALLED THE DETECTIVES AND I WAS INVOLVED IN A POLICE LINE UP WHERE I HAD TO IDENTIFY THE NEPHEW.

WELL TODAY THE GUY CALLED SAYING HE WILL BE IN TO PAY CASH. WE CALLED THE DETECTIVE, HE CAME RIGHT OVER AND WENT OVER A GAME PLAN FOR PATTI AND I.

MY GM HAS THIS FRIEND WHO BTW JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE HAVING COMPUTER ISSUES AND TOLD HIM TO BE AT THE OFFICE AT A CERTAIN TIME (THE TIME THE COUNTERFEITER WAS GONNA BE THERE)

THIS FRIEND WAS AN OLD MARINE THAT WAS LOADED WITH FIRE ARMS. ABOUT A HALF HOUR BEFORE THE COUNTERFEITER CAME IN WE HAD A GUN LESSON.. I GOT TO HOLD 2 45′S, A 380, AND A DESSERT EAGLE. I HAD AN ORGASM, I LOVED THE FEELING OF HAVING THAT 45 IN MY HANDS AND MADE MY WANTING A PERMIT MORE..

WELL THE FRIEND WAS STILL INSIDE WHILE I WALKED OUTSIDE TO FINISH SMOKING MY CIG AND NOTICED A VAN THAT HAD THE COUNTERFEITERS NAME ON IT. I RUSHED BACK INSIDE AND CALLED THE DETECTIVE TO EXECUTE OUR GAME PLAN WHILE PATTI WAS STALLING THE COUNTERFEITER.. WENT BACK OUTSIDE LIKE NOTHING WAS WRONG.

MY GM PULLED UP SECONDS LATER I INFORMED HIM, LOOK THATS THE GUY’S VAN.. HE GOES IN AND STALLS SOME MORE.

I GO BACK INSIDE AND WAS BS’ING WITH THE FRIEND.. THEN I NOTICED 3 DETECTIVES SCOUT THE PREMISSES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DETECTIVES BUST IN, GUNS AND CUFFS DRAWN. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE GUYS FACE..

HE WAS LIKE “WTF DID I DO” THEY GRAB HIM AND TAKE HIM OUT SIDE AND PUT HIM TO THE GROUND. AND THEN TOOK HIM AWAY..

YEAH WHAT A DAY!!!!!!!

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Launch Of Windows 7

Posted by: admin  /  Category: New Technology, News, Tech Tips

So my friends looked at me weird… I was excited about the launch of windows 7 all week. You ask why they looked at me weird.. LOL.. Because I already had windows 7. I had a RTM from my company. (RTM = Release To Manufacturer) I advise people to go out and get it. This is something Microsoft DID NOT FUCK UP.

I don’t recommend doing and upgrade, unless you have Vista. If you have XP, just go buy and new machine. They are fairly cheap. Best Buy and Walmart sells them for around $400 for a laptop. (this is in florida people)

Win7 looks like a sexy Vista and runs like XP. I have several programs that I was unable to install on Vista due to compatibility issues, but I had no problem installing them on Win7.

It took about 15mins to install and all of my drivers were preinstalled as well and.. i loved the fact i didnt have to hunt down sata (f6) drivers. It automatically detected.

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